I'll be posting in red I assume ... there, so that my posts don't get confused with the rest of this mess that I'm about to post on, something that - while bored at work I read through and found totally wrong. If this woman is a "dating expert" - the world as we know it is doomed. She's wrong on a lot of these moronic accounts and anyone can be a supposed, self-proclaimed anything... She fails at her job.
Dating Tips: 9 Essentials for Single Women
What provisions do you need to successfully and joyfully navigate your single life? After a little research, I compiled these fundamental single-gal necessities:
#1: The Third-Date Outfit
The first date's a formality. The second establishes mutual attraction. And the third date is all about turning up the heat. So whether it's those saucy black boots you splurged on at Bloomies, or that curve-hugging skirt, or even that sensual spaghetti-strap top, a single girl's gotta have something that makes her feel like a million bucks for that rare but fabulous third date.
Why the hell is this number one? Seriously?
She's obviously aged and that first date, second date crap is for old women who buy into the retarded thoughts that your outfit really matters to guys. Now, obviously if you walk in on the first date and you look like a rat colony from space (because everything is better in space) - settled your hair and your shirt has stains, you'd best have the best personality in the world and a good story to follow it.
Any other way, setting up outfits for a third date? As #1 - is by far, the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
#2: Girlfriends
We make each other laugh, soothe each other through sadness, and stick together even through the toughest breakups, makeups, and in-between times. Gotta have our girlfriends!
This is one point I agree with. Women are born to be social creatures, I think. Physiologically, they're very emotional and hormonal beings that feel and sense empathy and some need a lot of friends and interaction to make them feel happier than they are in their current situations or just to have someone around to talk to that's of the same gender ( and species, cause a lot of men can be pigs ).
Dani - sit back, I'll say that some women don't need nearly as much interaction as others. :P
#3: Self-Confidence
Singles should always follow this simple but effective mantra: Always look like you know what you're doing and that you're having fun doing it!
Single men love confident women and will follow you all the way from the produce department to frozen foods just to find a way to say hi! When they do, smile confidently and say hi back.
This is another point I agree with. A woman's confidence in herself reveals A TON about her. Tons! It shows that she's willing to take some risks and do things that most other women wouldn't do because of her trusting herself. You don't always have to look like you know what you're doing, but you really should be open to try weird and new things. Be strong. Make your man feel like you can be independent and that you don't need to rely on him 110% to get what you need and where you need to go.
Self-Confidence is knowing what you want and being able to make a decision to get it or do it.
#4: A Passport
After a big breakup, I decided to take my dream Mediterranean vacation. Somewhere between exploring ancient ruins and hiking a 12-mile gorge with a cute Air Force officer, I realized my ex would have hated this trip, which made me appreciate my experience all the more. And whenever I look at my passport, I smile at the fond memories of my singlehood adventure.
Another - dumb - point. A Passport?! So you want someone to spend nearly $ 100 dollars to spend another ... $ 300~600 to fly out of the country, plus expenses - plus hotel - plus rental car, if needed... Jesus, woman. That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Seriously. Leaving the country would be a fun and adventurous idea ... IF YOU WERE RICH AND WANTED TO BLOW MONEY LIKE THAT.
Grow a brain and stop with these stupid, fantasizing ideas. With the economy how it is, that's a stupid thought process.
#5: The Perfect Workout
Working out is no longer about logging that hour of cardio on the treadmill. It's about finding what works best for you. So get out of that gym and have some fun! Whether it's hiking, biking, Pilates, yoga, or some combination thereof, hop to it!
Working out ties into self confidence. Set a schedule - something that wont be bothered on a daily routine and stick to it. It's independence and health. It will build your confidence and the number one thing to remember about this -- don't expect results within the first 3 months. Working out takes time for your body to adjust and grow. You need to get healthy before you see results, and 3 months seems to be the trimming month when you start to see a lot of your fruits flourish. PS - Cardio isn't everything.
#6: A Financial Planner
Most of our mothers went from their father's house to the sorority house to their husband's house. Not today's single gal. Most of us make enough money to live alone, give to charity, and still go on that amazing weekend getaway with the girls. But after awhile, it's time to get smart. Start planning for the future. And that's where a financial advisor comes in. Even in these troubled times, investing in the future is a safe bet.
Agreed. Invest well in your future, but don't expect to be single forever - unless you want to be.
#7: A Sense of Adventure
As we get older and our responsibilities grow, we often find ourselves feeling saddled with commitments like mortgage payments, family obligations, job duties. But a single gal must never lose her sense of adventure. Whether that means jumping out of a plane, buying that fire-engine red dress, or flying to Vegas for an impromptu weekend of decadence, go for it!
... true, to an extent. Trying new things will grow your experiences and mature you as a person. But again, her ideas are stupid because of the insane expense she throws out there. An impromptu Vegas flight will cost you (according to Expedia), anywhere from 500 to 1k and that's just a night, including air, hotel, and car / day. Ugh...
#8: A Hair Stylist
Most women put a lot of stock -- and product -- in our hair. And if we're not happy, it affects how we present ourselves to the world. So if you haven't already, splurge a little and find the perfect stylist to meet your needs. You won't regret it!
... Really? This is your top things for single women? Hair? Ladies, just make sure it looks nice and combed within the month. Telling a woman that her hair is a priority if she's single and man hunting is like telling her to wear a sign that says I'm a self-centered bimbo.
Her hair should just be a morning routine, not some 2 hour extravaganza. And getting her hair done once a month is great! Fine! Wonderful! But in the end, does it mean that you're any more self confident? If yes, excellent. If yes, sad that your hair tips the scales on who you are.
#9: The Right Technology
I used to live with a boyfriend who had a surround-sound system. When we broke up, I held off on buying a new TV, speakers, or any other electronic devices for a long time. My logic was: The next boyfriend will have all that. After several short-term relationships involving tech-savvy men and their toys, I eventually invested in my own system. Whether it's a home theater system, a decent computer, or just an iPod with your fave tunes, it's time to take stock of what you may be waiting for a mate to provide. And immediately provide it for yourself.
This is the last point I'll agree with. Lol. Women with technology and understanding are dead sexy. If a woman can talk inner computer lingo to me, she's already got my blood boiling. Hahha... in seriousness though, a woman who knows her technology and is handy with a coax cable or can hook up her own computer is next to a supermodel dream babe. ;) The plastic model doesn't have much in the way of brains though - so the geek will always prevail.
So there you have it. The top nine essentials for today's single gal. May you learn it, love it, and live by it. (And with that flirty self-confidence and perfectly coifed 'do, may you look good doing it, too!)
Yeah, </rant>. She sounds about as smart as a bucket of hair. Expert, my ass...
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